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The small white balls of toilet paper left on the ground and occasionally attached to the woman's anus or vagina from wiping too hard.
Davis went down on his woman the other night and got a skurtle in mouth.
I am so tired of sweeping these skurtles up in the womans bathroom.
I am so tired of sweeping these skurtles up in the womans bathroom.
by Squatchhunter January 15, 2019
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018