Girl: Oh my God! That was disgusting!
Guy: What?

Girl: What do you mean what?! You farted!

Guy: Yeah, I gave you a skunk meal...

Person A: "Damn. Lexi sucks ass at basketball."

Person B: "Yeah she's skunk meat bro"

(1/2) The wife got a little drunk the last night of the camping trip and decided to try a little trunk humpin. But the showers were closed until morning so I woke up with skunk monkey!

This hot girl and I were 69-ing last night and she gave me the ole skunk n munk.

Dude I’ve got a nasty skunk plug every time I fart or go shit it smells like a rotting skunk in in me.

When my wife asked what that awful smell was on the way to the store, I had to skunk punk her, lest she know that she was actually smelling my gas.

" dude i accidentally skunk rusted myself yesterday night" { TB-SG }