An asshole who often fails at anything he tries. Likes to project his own failures onto others by repeatedly calling them names and acting as if he's not a complete cock. Known for being quite adept at anything non-hetero-normative. Another name for someone who uses the internets for evil. Self-titled "lord of the interwebs."

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

A giant turd.