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To seek and/or obtain rimjobs.
I be skrumpin' yee yee.
by Juan Maloviche Cartolo March 18, 2010
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A euphemism for β€œkill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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1. verb: To attach oneself, like a leech, to a person/persons of interest while intoxicated in hopes of gettin' some.
2. verb: To physically violate.
3. noun: One who performs the aforesaid actions.
"O shit, I was skrumped on may 22nd." or "She looks like a skrumper"
by Sage and Becca July 10, 2008
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intense, physical contact, of the romantic variety. often looked down upon when in public. People watching a couple skrump may be in an extremely awkward situation, how ever, that doesn't mean the said couple would dare stop skrumping.
A:"Hey, what did you do Saturday?"

B: "skrump, nuff said."

A: "woah. hott."

B: "definitely."
by <3littlesister. December 08, 2009
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verb: To screw up in some way or form.
"Dude remember when you accidentally said you were bisexual when we were on vacation? That was a total skrump!
by PapaBearLuke December 08, 2009
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