"oh crap, skoblish, oh phew it is only hair gel."

Running to the bathroom in the middle of the night when, boom skoblish. Looked down, cat puke again

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"