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A Swiss person that desperately wants to be a New Zealander. Signs to look out for: inappropriate tribal or polynesian tattoos and a dodgy accent.
Yannick Staubli is such a Skiwi
by Claude Monet August 16, 2013
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)
The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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A Skiing Kiwi
Native to New Zealand
The skiwi thought that he could ski
but couldn't turn and hit a tree
by Cosmic Kiwi July 28, 2004
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Used as an abreviation for Southern Kiwi
A native of New Zealand specifically living in the South Island.

Pseudonym used by the online entity "Southern Kiwi"

Skiwi is one of the clan elders for the online gaming community known as VC Clan
by Skiwi April 06, 2008
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Lingo for scotch or whiskey. Common among coloureds in Zambia.
Fuckers are old I have had 4 zoobs and my first skiwi now
by Muzungu January 06, 2018
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