Bro 1: Word on the street is that we are headed to Skitzerland tonight, heard the natives are preparing a royal feast

Bro 2: Shits about to be Skitz down, let’s make sure we catch our flight back and don’t get stuck in Skitz for good.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak