When you fart so hard a rainbow comes out and you can taste it

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

When your shit comes out in a powerful stream of little nuggets, as if you are shitting out squirmy little skittles.

When your laying on the couch and your dog crawls up on you and put his bum in your mount and farts and skittles away

When you fart and it turns your underwear colors other than brown... like yellow, or red... something not normal looking.