When it’s Saturday and you out with the boys, blind drunk and smelling like cheese, and you have to drive home, you carefully place a skirting board up your anal crevices and proceed to drive home.

A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.

Skirting boards can cause excitement when seen and cause episodes of skeng.

Jay Swingler gets excited by skirting boards.