A skirt that is of similar length to the width of a scarf, and should ultimately not be worn in public but often is...

The male is doing it doggy style and then pulls out and drops his load on the victims back. Then he takes a straw and sucks the load up. Then the giver and the reciever get on both ends of the straw and exchange spit through the straw.

shut up. be quiet.

the outer rim of the pocket

skirf-diving

a form of competitive out-of-water diving where one plunges into the depths of another's pockets, whether it be in their pants or jacket.