"You're damn right!"

A smooth snake slippery quite intact steaming hunk of dung immortalized in uptown funk

It means you blew it. It originated from the popular television show "Family Ties" in which the character named "Skippy Handleman" always messed things up with his clutsy and nerdy behavior. The phrase started as an expansion of the popular phrase Damn Skippy.

when everything is so fucked up.

A term of great surprise, usually yelled and used without conscious thought.

to be shocked if you hear something you can say that with no homo

When a dog eats peanut butter out of your ass while you are fucking a MILF