A person who regularly tries to skips ads. No matter where they are and what the ad is.
Person 1:"Eww! A ad! Skip." *Tires to find the skip ad button on the ad but realizes there is no ad skip button in real life.*
Person 2:*Sigh* "Parents these days. Teaching their kids how to be a professional Ad Skipper."
by TheOnlySmeggy January 30, 2016
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Someone who jumps between squads or groups
Ayyyy that bitch is over there now, she's a squad skipper
by TittyMuncher2468 August 18, 2017
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People and businesses who skip any sort of decoration for Thanksgiving and go straight to Christmas season after Halloween ends. It becomes worse every year.
Mom it's a shame these turkey skippers don't decorate for Thanksgiving. ERRRRRRRR turkey skippers!
by aaliyadawn November 26, 2014
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A fart that skips past the shit yet carries the smell. Not to be confused with shart.
Ah that was a shit skipper. Time to worship the porcelain throne.
by Rance Degen February 27, 2021
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When those lunatics from iraq, bulgaria, romania, kazahkstan and wherever else they come from, decide they'd prefer come into Britain and have an easy life, living off british taxpayers money, and getting free houses from Tony Blair.
Oi! Have you Heard!? A load of fuckin Borderline Skippers Have moved in next door!
by One of coolness September 07, 2003
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The dude who slouches forward with his big ass shoulders and chest because his back muscles can't hold him upright.
Look at that back skipper hitting chest again.
by week3hoh June 20, 2018
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a group of people not to be specified at this time; commonly used towards one who acts like a mongoloid
Evan is a skipper, and always tries to act cool.
by baba o reillo November 23, 2004
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