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Racist: I'm going to say the N word!
Skipper: You can't say that thats racist! Mrs. Obama get down!
Racist: Niggaaaaaa-
*White house blows up*
Skipper: You can't say that thats racist! Mrs. Obama get down!
Racist: Niggaaaaaa-
*White house blows up*
by Holy Crusader March 01, 2019
Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Skipper is one of mafia slang meanning captain or caporegime who headed crew in mafia family and control many soldier and associate for family get order from boss to soldier in his own crew. such as the godfather the Corleone family skipper is Clemenza and Tesio run criminal activities in bronx and Brooklyn
by caposaas September 06, 2014
4
The person who steers a sailboat or is in charge of giving directions to the other people on the boat.
by zanny May 26, 2004
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A colloquial term for the region of the human brain that is key in the solving of mathematical, and theoretical problems. Derived from the idea that it 'skips' all unnecessary information, exacting conclusions in an effortless, 'skipping-like' manner, it is often referred to as the 'calculator' section of the brain.
Deficiency in the Skipper is sometimes, but not always, accompanied by increased artistic and creative skill, as brain power and space is diverted to the creative section.
However overdeveloped Skippers also have the side effect of causing slight eccentricity and random spasmodic outbursts of affection, which often can be mistaken for a mental affliction.
Professionals should always be consulted when differentiating between an overdeveloped or hyperactive Skipper, and mental conditions.
People with the advanced mathematical capacity, and eccentricity are often referred to simply with the pseudonym 'Skipper'.
Deficiency in the Skipper is sometimes, but not always, accompanied by increased artistic and creative skill, as brain power and space is diverted to the creative section.
However overdeveloped Skippers also have the side effect of causing slight eccentricity and random spasmodic outbursts of affection, which often can be mistaken for a mental affliction.
Professionals should always be consulted when differentiating between an overdeveloped or hyperactive Skipper, and mental conditions.
People with the advanced mathematical capacity, and eccentricity are often referred to simply with the pseudonym 'Skipper'.
That guy is on some next maths hype.
Must be a Skipper.
Is he a bit weird?
Nah just an over-active Skipper-he's good at physics too.
Must be a Skipper.
Is he a bit weird?
Nah just an over-active Skipper-he's good at physics too.
by DerRealDeal November 24, 2011
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A track on an Album or mixtape that you frequently don't listen to because:
A.) It sucks
B.) Your not in the right mood or mindset for the song
A.) It sucks
B.) Your not in the right mood or mindset for the song
"Guy1: you get the carter 3?"
"Guy2:naw too many skippers i just bought illmatic instead"
"Crossroads by bone thugs and harmony is a skipper because it usually gets me thinking about my fallen soldier's"
"Guy2:naw too many skippers i just bought illmatic instead"
"Crossroads by bone thugs and harmony is a skipper because it usually gets me thinking about my fallen soldier's"
by No skippers January 20, 2009