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What happens to some people when they get their hair cut by someone does't know how to work clippers.
Person cutting hair(Clippers sound)-ZZZZZZZZZZZPPPP-
Person getting hair cut-WTF!Man,did u just skin me!!!-Holds Head-
Person cutting hair:Man,I just skinned yo a**.
by TheTruthIsMe February 01, 2011
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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also known as 'system hack"

It is emptying out the contents of one's bookbag, flipping the bag inside out, and putting the stuff back in the bag. After that, put the skinned bag next to the owner without him seeing you

*Note: not all bookbags can be used, but most can
Example 1:
Jim: "Yo man what the fuck did you do to my bag?!"

Bob: "YOU JUST GOT SKINNED!"

Example 2:
Chris: "He's so stupid, he didnt realize i was skinning his bag"
by insanemuthafucka July 18, 2009
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Verb. To skin someone.

To rip someone off, to be unfair.

Usually used when money's changing hands, this is almost always used regarding hard to trace transactions between freinds.

ie. Dividing drugs.
That lousy fucker totally skinned me again, there's like two spliffs here.
by dj_monged August 16, 2004
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1. To go past a defender at a game of football (soccer).
2. To beat someone in a race.
1. Rick Holden skinned three defenders and put an amazing cross in for Andy Richie to volley into the back of the net with some aplomb.
2. Ben Johnson skinned everyone when he was drugged up to eyeballs.
by The Strut October 06, 2004
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To suck a cock so hard that the mark's cock feels like it is caught in the jet stream.
Pedro finally got to blow Huggy and used those hydro jets in his mouth so hard and powerfully that he almosted skinned Huggy's faggot cocK:.
by Wanker 1 April 16, 2017
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When someone with an uncircumcised penis pulls their forsekin and rubs it on someone. Putting your foreskin on someone.
Oh fuck! Alex just skinned me.Fucking carrots
by Dave April 28, 2003
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