Friend: "You want to get high this weekend?"
Skiffer: "Oh hell yeah man, im down for it whenever!"
F:"Really? Ive got some right now, lets toke up!"
S:"Oh, I uhhh... have some things to do right now... And i just remembered that ill be out of town this weekend..."
F:"Come on man, you skiff out on me everytime."
S:"Hey, ill do it when im ready."
F:"Youve been saying that for the past year and a half now..."

Girl 1: Ahhh, I have a D in Math.

Girl 2: What are you gonna do?

Girl 1: I'm gonna give Mr. Perkins a BJ..

Girl 2: Your such a skiff.

Brandon & Cody will skiff Kenny after school.

Lola: Ew, I can't believe you're wearing those shoes today. Don't sit with us.
You: No one cares what you think, skiff.

Don't be such a skiff.

Yo I made bread this morning. I had to skiff this Jawn. Bitch was sleeping so I dipped with her bag. I was like usain on ecstasy.

Girl 1: Joh, did you just see that old lady skiff me?
Girl 2: That’s what happens when you wear shorts that show half your arse. You get skiffed.