David: Hey Ron did you hear that Nia got locked up?

Ron: My ex Nia? Who stole from me?

David: Yeah
Ron: What she do?

David: Got caught stealing
Ron: Skidomph 🤷🏾 ♂️

Keith: Wassup Mike did you & Jasmine ever skidomph?
Mike: 😏 watchu think
Keith : Awhh shit! Thass my boy!
Mike: Right right lol

User: I need to talk to you, NBS.
User2: ESAD, Noob.