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Shorthand term for script kiddie. These are the people who troll hacker forums. They are bored and threaten to boot other people offline with the scripts they find on pastebin. They often go to other forums and beg for help to get the script working. Often they'll beg their parents for money for an extra VPS to run the scripts on. They generally commit suicide within a year of becoming a skid.
Damn that user is such a skid...
by Lunorian January 21, 2017
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A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Example 1:
Guy 1: Hey are you a skid?
Guy 2: Yes I am, cuz I spend my whole life on hackforums

Example 2:
Guy 1: Those people on hackforums are a bunch of skids
by iPodWoman123 October 07, 2012
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Those greasy kids who always come and trash "normal people parties". Often involved with drugs and alcohol and mainly cigarettes. The first step to being a skid is denying the fact you are actually one. The average skid has financial problems and possibly has no parents (which could contribute to skid behavior and lack of parenting). Majority of the skids take public transit or find strange places to hang out at late hours of the night lurking the streets. School is not something a skid enjoys so they either attend under the influence or not at all. The male attire of a skid often includes: white wife beaters or baggy jerseys, with baggy jeans and fake ed hardy. The female attire of a skid often includes: either dressing very slutty/unclassy or dressing very sloppy with dresses that barely pass your ass cheeks or ripped sweatpants with dirty stains all over them and skater shoes. Skids also struggle with hygiene and keep themselves clean. They are one step up from a hobo and like to steal things for money. Skids seem rebellious and wanting to start unnecessary fights, have troubles finding jobs since they are all street rats. Skids tend to travel in packs of 5-6 and carry many STI's. SAY NO TO SKIDS
"That party was so fun, minus the group of skids that showed up"

"Did you see that skid snort that rail of coke?"

"Last night, i picked up a skid since she was down for a one night stand, i banged her and now i have aids".
by LALALALAEWSKIDS July 03, 2011
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A person who isn't quite a bum but certainly isn't successful. A skid can often be seen wearing an FXR jacket or Ecko sweat shirt. They usually graduated highschool via some sort of work placement program. A skid often smokes cigarettes, drives a rusty old vehicle, has an illegitimate child, and is in between jobs.
Everyone in this city are complete skids.
by RichardTugwell November 28, 2016
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A script kiddie; one that doesn't know how to program; often used as internet slang for "retarded"
You are such a skid, Konloch.
Why are there so many skids in the world?
by Anonymau5 February 21, 2012
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A thin line of shit inside a kid's underwear, which looks like a car's skidmark.
Ew, you didn't clean the skid off before putting your underwear in the washer.
by Cantanope August 15, 2016
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