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Being filled with more penis than an anus or vagina can handle.
"Barry's dick is too big for you, you'll get skewered."
by TSistgebestinthebusiness February 03, 2014
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When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
by Blysterz October 19, 2020
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"Puts down mail flag on enemy's house"
You say "HA SKEWERED"
by Fagnig March 02, 2017
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a douchebag that lives on the internet, most notably the Sharethebrutality forum (stb) - lives on validating himself by being a cunt and claiming to be some kind of metal guru and being an uber elite "metalhead" douchebag.
Oh look, Skewered is being a transparent cunt again .. Let's laugh at him.
by Shitiot July 11, 2013
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