Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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A contraction of the words super kind hemp. Mainly used as a verb and adverb.
Let's get skempy. Naw man, I'm already skemped out from that last bong hit.
by wormwood@efnet December 19, 2005
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most dogshit fortnite player ever to touch the game
skemp, your so baddd!!!
by luctive October 29, 2020
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American slang for something that seems cool or rad (that everyone in society loved); but was really degenerate, lame and cheesy. Especially if it was the 1980s. Something very ersatz and cheap, pretty much. (of inferior quality)

(a sign of a degenerating and degrading western world, perhaps)

Basically: Skemp is usually trying to appear tough or bombastic; but being very pretentious and lame. (upon delivery)

Kinda like schlocky, but more of a degenerate and sickening way.
New Kids on the Block were so Skempy. Those kids were faggots and pretty boy douches. The Beastie Boys pissed all over their faces.

The Nebraska Cornhuskers are so Skemp.

The 1980s were so skempy.

Valley Girls in California are skemp trash.

Barack Obama's America was so Skempy.

Savage Garden are so skemp.

etc.
by Abraham's Adversary February 26, 2018
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