Skelpful: adj. skelp-ful. To be helpful in a way that is creepy or hints that the person is sketchy or of questionable character. Verb: to skelp, skelp, skelping.
When the salesman explained the pluses and minuses of of different tablets, and how each affected their retail value on ebay, Allison thought he was quite skelpful.
by Zadkiel June 26, 2011
by Mr Pete M September 03, 2005
Scottish
To be smacked or slapped, usually about the face or buttocks. Sometimes used as a threat to badly behaved bairns.
To be smacked or slapped, usually about the face or buttocks. Sometimes used as a threat to badly behaved bairns.
"If you don't cut that pish out, you're gonna get skelped!"
The ugly man had a face like a skelped arse.
The ugly man had a face like a skelped arse.
by Fannybaws92 February 13, 2015
To have sex with a ghost. Either by them passing through you and stimulating your senses, them taking physical form and interacting or by possessing another for the purpose of sex. Usually the first. Skelping is easiest at certain times of the year and the day.
by Moloch-Tepes September 06, 2012
by Bam Pot February 28, 2021
by Bailliestonboy July 02, 2009