A club where the less socially evolved conjure and share sexually transmitted diseases while under the false impression they are achieving a social feat of some facet.
One should never feel good about obtaining sex or sodomy from sammy skeezers, as one should not feel good about hunting deer with a 18-wheeler.
Hey let's go to sammy skeezers and pick up girls/or guys.
by scott justice October 10, 2010
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term used to describe an alternate to dating, by randomly selecting attractive persons from interactive websites such as facebook or myspace
I haven't met any hot chicks online lately, let's do some " skeezer phishing "
by AlphaEcho2526 March 16, 2009
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A bros outlook of chicks at a particular party or scene. Can be compared to "the ratio".
Bro 1: "Hey bro I'm prolly gona have a lil party on Friday night."

Bro 2: "Word son, wuts the Skeezer Situation?"

Bro 1: "Nick's gurl says shes bringin seven of her slutty friends so odds r good u'll hook-up."
by T.Bone April 11, 2007
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i think you're the only guy here who hasnt pumped that skeez stef.yet hahaha
by drunkenstein April 16, 2004
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A dirty middle aged man who wants to impregnate as many women as he can.
Girlfriend!! You better stay away from that skeezer pollinator. He's all mine!!!!
by MD girl 5 November 25, 2013
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1. a penis
2. a male
3. any type of sex toy
1. my skeezer pleaser feels like burning, cause infinities end is the shit.
2. damn, hugh grant is such a skeezer pleaser, cause infinities end is the shit.
3. did your daughter find becky's skeezer pleasers, cause infinities end is the shit.
by theHung August 30, 2005
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a dirty stank trick an a nasty skeezer combined
I can belive that Tricka Skeezer Kayla Nedd She gettin on my nerves
by Justin Thomas January 24, 2008
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