Skeet Skiing is the most outdoorsy sexual position of all. A male and preferably 3 females engage in a four-some. The male is standing at the end of the bed with all three females laying on the bed. The first woman is laying on her back, the middle woman is on her stomach blowing the man, and the third women is laying on her back. The male thrusts in and out of the middle woman's mouth while banging the the first and third women with dildos or ski poles, (whichever is preferred), making a skiing motion in the process. Required to wear goggles during this postion

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."