Large lense sunglasses worn by females that are quite effective in blocking jizz or a stray load to the eyes.

Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)

a rag or paper with a hole in the middle of it to stick your dick into and protect your clothes or skin as your skeet shots everywhere.