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When you perform highly amusing sexual acts with a person which involve an ejaculatory emission, and then introduce yourself after the fact.
I met her at the bar, we were totally drunk, then we did a little skeet n' greet. She was all, "by the way, I'm Shauntelle!"
by biggie.mollz January 27, 2009
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Introducing yourself to the girl that just gave you a delightful handjob.
Jeff: Yo last night I did the Skeet N' Greet!

David: How?

Jeff: Well this girl started jerking me off before I could say a word to her. After I busted she said, "by the way, I'm Diana." So I introduced myself also.
by jhandy03 October 26, 2011
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