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A skatwank is a form of masturbation for people who are aroused by the smell and texture of their own, or someone else's faeces. It involves defecating and using the faeces as a lubricant or texture enhancer for masturbation.
I took a dump in a jar and put it in the fridge so I could have a cold skatwank later
by Futumsh August 25, 2017
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A catch all word to describe anything that is basic, uncool or untrendy. According to The New York Times, "cheugy (pronounced chew-gee) can be used, broadly, to describe someone who is out of date or trying too hard."

Things that are cheugy:

The New York Times
PT Cruisers
Goldendoodles

Australians

Addison Rae
White people
Billionaires

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by Callmemaybe69 May 04, 2021
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