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Annoying wannabe skaters who go to skateparks just to pose around, normally with a penny board who gets in everyone’s way.

These people normal use tiktok, have the curtains hairstyle and wear thrasher (a brand associated with fake skaters).
Skatepark Poser: duuuude the skatepark isn’t meant for bmx get outta here
Bmx kid: shut up
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by Vivaldijoe June 14, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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