Skatch is a derogatory term of endearment to the Canadian province of Saskatchewan.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

a lot of; many of; great in quantity;

a way for gay people to make fun of straight people. The opposite of faggot.

Something cool or hardcore (often related to drug use) like going to a party, getting black out drunk and having to do lines of coke to wake up again so you can party more.

The holy lord of Recovs and trials aka the chosen one

No one can do it like skatch

a mix between a skank and snatch