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Skatch is a derogatory term of endearment to the Canadian province of Saskatchewan.
No you fool, skatch isn't an STD. We're in Skatch right now.
by morganaj May 29, 2010
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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a lot of; many of; great in quantity;
I'z got a skatch of Benjamins n` be lookin` for a hook up - yo!
by pchicken March 15, 2007
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a way for gay people to make fun of straight people. The opposite of faggot.
Straght person: you're such a fagget

Gay person: well...you're a skatch!
by helo helo helo helo January 31, 2011
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Something cool or hardcore (often related to drug use) like going to a party, getting black out drunk and having to do lines of coke to wake up again so you can party more.
"Damn, did you see that guy smoking the half ounce blunt? that is straight up skatch."
by Shaun Barret November 14, 2004
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The holy lord of Recovs and trials aka the chosen one

No one can do it like skatch
by The Destiny community February 22, 2021
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a mix between a skank and snatch
Did you see that skatch thinking she looked all fine in that kmart tube top and thrift store mini skirt?
by Cracker McJason June 13, 2007
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