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Noun.

A Boat

German card game

Bulgarian TV Channel

Skat River - River in Bulgaria

Danish Tax Office

Adj.

Someone who recieves sexual gratification from faeces

Danish:- literally "treasure" (or "tax"), but a common term of endearment similar to "honey" or "my pet".
'G'morgen skat' 'Jeg elsker dig, skat'
by Liasha November 12, 2008
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Jun 13 Word of the Day
No Bull Shit, and old hacker acronym which is usually used to signify that the talk will be serious.
User: I need to talk to you, NBS.
User2: ESAD, Noob.
by Heko July 17, 2004
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taking a shit in someones mouth and having them eat it
I love getting a big load of skat in my mouth its so good.
by skat eater September 20, 2003
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When you aren’t skinny enough to be classed as skinny but not fat enough to be classed as fat -skinny fat (skat)
omg robyn we are so skat eating all this food
by L.davids July 17, 2020
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Taking a steamy shit on someone chest, or in their mouth for pleasure. And if the moment calls for it, making them eat it.
Not into super extreme life styles/bedroom styles(skat, fisting, public demonstrations, expiditions, water sports)
by Rettags January 25, 2007
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to run really fast, its usually associated with Track runners at Black Schools
T.J.- wow is that girl from Satellite skats?
Vanessa- what?
T.J.- ya know, is she fast?
Vanessa- Oh! fo sho, LaShawn is definetely skats.
by Vanessa M! April 04, 2008
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