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someone who uses her own friends to gain popularity for herself by putting them down constantly, and whose ego is so large she hardly has room for the fish smell that dissipates from beneath her skirt.
by Mc Lover Muffin August 20, 2007
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Noun. A chick who's been a Ho since the beginning. Prehistoric skank lineage. Most likely the offspring of callgirls and sleazeballs. Aka. Natural Born Skeezer.
HighSchool Chick 1: "Yo, I heard that Tammi had Chad and Michael's babies. She lost custody, too."
High School Chick 2: "I've known that ho since gradeschool, she's been kissing all the boys and letting them look up her skirt."
High School Chick 1: "Dang, she's a skank-a-saurus for sure!"
High School Chick 2: "I've known that ho since gradeschool, she's been kissing all the boys and letting them look up her skirt."
High School Chick 1: "Dang, she's a skank-a-saurus for sure!"
by ElVagabundo December 11, 2010
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The state in which a person, commonly a woman, exhibits extreme and uncontrolable slutty behavior, has a generally unpleasant demeanor, and/or who never shuts their mouth.
After I found out what Jess did after the party with that guy, and then bitched at her friend for doing the same with another young man, I have come to the conclusion that she is a skankasaurus.
by Jon L. July 02, 2005
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She's the beast from the east.................coast, that is. She is a behemoth of a gal and is old-school skanky. Her game is so old and tired, but you just gotta laugh at her attempts.
Faith: Guess who's coming up from Florida this weekend to corrupt her child?
Carli: Uhhhh that old, tired whore Skank-a-saurus?
Faith: Precisely!
Carli: Uhhhh that old, tired whore Skank-a-saurus?
Faith: Precisely!
by carlipet November 13, 2009
5
Guy 1 "Dude that chick last night was gorgeous!"
Guy 2 "No, you were hammered. She was a total skankasaurus"
Guy 2 "No, you were hammered. She was a total skankasaurus"
by GarrettGavenus December 06, 2008
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A big nasty girl who still is a ho despite the fact that people don't wanna get a piece of her nasty booty.
by Bebe February 14, 2005