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A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Derogatory term for a (usually younger) female, implying trashiness or tackiness, lower-class status, poor hygiene, flakiness, and a scrawny, pockmarked sort of ugliness. May also imply promiscuity, but not necessarily. Can apply to any race, but most commonly used to describe white trash.
by Greenie September 10, 2003
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by Skankmuffins December 30, 2009
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by big booty hoe in the house November 20, 2010
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1\ The act of cheating a person through dis:loyal and selfish means with no shame. Azz a verb: cheat, diddle.
2\ Foul un:hygienic stuff.
3\ Trashshy tacky un:hygienic person (chief:ly applied tu females)
4\ Hennce, Liberal Democrat.
5\ A complete:ly un:related Jamaican dance hazz the mis:fortune tu be called Skank.
2\ Foul un:hygienic stuff.
3\ Trashshy tacky un:hygienic person (chief:ly applied tu females)
4\ Hennce, Liberal Democrat.
5\ A complete:ly un:related Jamaican dance hazz the mis:fortune tu be called Skank.
1\ Nick Clegg promised tu oppoze tHat student loan dog-shit. Heez a total fuckan skank.
2\ Customer: THis yznt food, it's a heap of skank. Employee: THat will learn you tu come tu KFC.
3\ Man in the door-way of Westfield: Get out of the way bitch, you're a skank.
Skank bitch: Fuck you!
4\ Nick Clegg iz chief Skank and Deputy Prime Minister. Till next election, when the Skanks will looz most of their seats, probably including Clegg's seat.
5\ Man, can we stop calling this dance `Skank`? Me hate da blood clot Skanks man. For shizzle, da Skanks are fuckan skank.
4\ Ime a vewwy weasonable person, i think for my:self, i like Euwocwats, and i think the coalition'z dooing a good job, soe ime voting Skank again.
2\ Customer: THis yznt food, it's a heap of skank. Employee: THat will learn you tu come tu KFC.
3\ Man in the door-way of Westfield: Get out of the way bitch, you're a skank.
Skank bitch: Fuck you!
4\ Nick Clegg iz chief Skank and Deputy Prime Minister. Till next election, when the Skanks will looz most of their seats, probably including Clegg's seat.
5\ Man, can we stop calling this dance `Skank`? Me hate da blood clot Skanks man. For shizzle, da Skanks are fuckan skank.
4\ Ime a vewwy weasonable person, i think for my:self, i like Euwocwats, and i think the coalition'z dooing a good job, soe ime voting Skank again.
by croak108gmx April 15, 2013
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A derogatory term directed towards females, usually young, suggesting sluttiness, lack of hygiene, poorness, cruelty, tackiness, or use of drugs/alchohol/cigarettes. Can be used towards any race.
At the party, Christine gave head to half the guys there. She's such a skank.
That skank Carmen never bathes. That's why she always smells like shit.
Twyla lives in a shack with her trailer-trash family. She has, like, no money and has to share clothes with her five siblings. She's such a skank.
Regina is such a skank. She trashed all of Lindsay's notebooks, stole Maria's boyfriend, and turned the whole school against everyone in the math club. I hate her.
Do you see Amber, snapping her gum and flirting with every guy in that tight hot pink leather top? She's such a skank.
At the party, the usual happened. Victoria drank like a whore, did cocaine and smoked pot, and never let a cigarette out of her mouth. The skank.
That skank Carmen never bathes. That's why she always smells like shit.
Twyla lives in a shack with her trailer-trash family. She has, like, no money and has to share clothes with her five siblings. She's such a skank.
Regina is such a skank. She trashed all of Lindsay's notebooks, stole Maria's boyfriend, and turned the whole school against everyone in the math club. I hate her.
Do you see Amber, snapping her gum and flirting with every guy in that tight hot pink leather top? She's such a skank.
At the party, the usual happened. Victoria drank like a whore, did cocaine and smoked pot, and never let a cigarette out of her mouth. The skank.
by xxdecayingashes December 26, 2004
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