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The act of throwing up while pooping at the same time. Occurs most often while having food poisoning.

Also known as skralph
Yo, I had your gramas' cookin' and I had to skalph all over the toilet.
by Master of gross May 19, 2009
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Someone who used to be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend, but no longer is.
Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...
by brownsuite September 24, 2011
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