Alternating between violently beating your meat and slow masturbation every 5 seconds. Sjorring is sometimes used as a ceremony to prove that a friend group is close to eachother. The people participating will try to synchronise their meat beating so that a rythim is formed.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.