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Best fucking place in the world. Has rollercoasters and overpriced soda.
"DUDE! Let's go to Six Flags and ride some stuff"
by Anonymous August 02, 2003
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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I waited 2 hours for a 30 second ride on the batman at Six Flags...
This disgusting pizza cost me $9.00...
by Yakyu Spirits October 28, 2007
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The franchise of theme parks that features a stupid old, bald dancing freak who dances to music that is sixty years ahead of what his generation would listen to. I hate him.
Six Flags was awesome and their commercials were even good until they got that moronic old bald guy in his stupid bowtie to dance to bad music.
by Suck My Dick November 18, 2004
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A cheap and legal alternative to an abortion clinic. Ride the Texas Giant 6 times in a row or until she pukes. Then leave her while you go ride other rides and molest Wonder Woman.
"Man this bia was telling me her period was late, so I took her to Six Flags. It was a nice little Sunday."
by eRoc-of-AAA December 22, 2008
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Six flags is an excellent chonga and chongo sight-seeing location. Simply wear comfortable shoes, and you'll be ready to be entertained for several hours. Most commonly observed behaviors include PDA between two obese monsters, 20yrold parents screeching at their growing brood, and white hicks from Nebraska freaking the fuck out.

The rides are a cheap alternative to an abortion and/or neck injury. Afterwards, you may feel inclined to take a bath in hand-sanitizer.
"ayyyy mariaaa como was da ridezz aaa seeeex flaghhs (six flags)?" - angel
"ohhh anhelll looos ridezzz fue muchhoo divertido.. que fun!!"
by disturbed white chick October 31, 2009
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National SixFlags Day! Head on down with you fam and enjoy a nice day at Sixflags discarding the weather
SixFlags is amazing
by ERMJY October 17, 2019
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