ME: Oh, look at siva... isn't he perfect??

FRIEND: yea XD

Karen: The CDC says we can stop wearing ma—
Frank: IDGAFWTCDCSYBWYMFM !!!!!!

SIVA Protocol: Consume. Enhance. Replicate. C o n̴s̴u̴m e .̶ E n̶h a n̵c e̶. ̵R e̶p l̵i̶c̶a t̵e̶.̶̲̱̝̔ C ̒̀ͅo̵̧̩͍̖͉̒̇͝n̵͔̠̘̄̆͊͂́ś̴̥̪͕͇u ̻̈̀m̵̾ę̴̰͂̃͌͋͝.̴̼̰̘̫͖̀ ͙̮̫̇̾̾̽̇E ̦̩̜̪̺̃́͗̕n̴̡͎͎͛̉̌̏́h̴̻̾͐a̴͔͛̽͛n̶̙̠̦̑̐̐ͅc̵̻͎̻͂̅̇͝e̶͉͉͎̠͛͛̈́̋͊. ̗̝͑ͅ ̶̨̙̫̤̂͜͝R ̥̫͈̖͎̒ȩ̴̳̥͙̚p ̧̢̣̚l ̨̨̪̫͇͆͆̐í̵̟̙̿̓̅͌c̵̭̙͝a ̬͖͉̄͂̃̊t ͚̪̜͕̤̇̃̚e̶̠̹͚̖̽̈̈́̕. C̵̨̧̙̲̘̙̟̙̝̀́̈́̎̏̊́́̉͌̏͜o ̢͉̙̺̞̼͕͙̹͎̮͚̾̂͊̅͗̔̓̏̍̅̇̿̇̉̈́͂̐͆̕͘͘̕͝͝͝͝n ̛̛̻̲̮̩̺̼̮̫̭̰͈̖͍͙̗̙̙̦͖̜̝̍̂͐̇́̇͋͊̔̏̔̌̃̀̾͑̔̍̓̈́͑̏͑̏͘ͅś̴̨̞̯̠͖̅̍̾̓̓̇̈́̇̽͂͑̏̒̓͊̚̚̚͜ͅu ̰̠͍͚̫͙̣͔̖͔̥̞͇̳͈̑̈́̿͆͛̌̋͊̊̔̃̿̿͂͗͝m̵̢̧̨̛̜̠̱͈̰͎̬̘̲͚͚̤̜̲͓̪̙̦͛̉̄̐̃̓̏̒̓̃̀̎̈́̍͒̒̄́̈́̆̓̕͠ͅe̴̡̨̛͈̪͔̤̗͖̲̞̯̱̳͕͂̍̿̔͛͋͌͆̎͊̈́͒͛͛͐̑̉̆̔̑̌͊̀͗͜͝.̶̨̛͉̖̭̟̼̱͈͔̳͔̭͖̍̃͆͆͗̒̒̊̈́̅̂̐̒͐̈́̍̚͘͝͠͝ͅ ̧̨̝̹̪͂̅̈́́̌͐̈́̉͒͌̅͐́͗̊̈́̾̒̿͠ͅE ̨̢̢̢̯̼̬̝̮̤̬̦̭̙̯̬̰̱̄͋̑̉̑̋͊̊͑́͠͠n ̧̡̛͉̗͖̗̗͉͖͉̣̗͚̲̭̫̩̳̾̀̇̽̆͋́͒͗̊̚͝͝ͅh ̹͕̹̈́̔̌͒͛́͌͋̔̒̈͑̈̕͝͠͝a ̢̡̱̣̯̥̪͖̪̞̹̖̮̲͗̑̅̎̀͠ͅn̴̡̫͔͎̪͛̾̓͗̾̌̿̍͌̆̐̓̌̽̇̑̚͘͝c̵̨͎̫̖̰̮̘̈́͊̈͆̿̔͋e ̨̧̲̣̜̰͇̲̙̥͉̻̪̝̝̭̩̰̲̖̜͙͔̈́ͅ. ̡̗̼͍͉̦̱̯̔̆͜ ̴̢̢̰͎̙̪̮̦̺̯̀͋̀͗R̴̡̛̼̭̜̬͈̣͆͌͌̈͊́̿͆̎̀͌̂̈͘͜͠e ̡͍̼̖̜͕̬̣͕̤͓͎̼̾͒̔͑̈́͐̇̐̆͋͂̃̾̈́̾̒̌͋̎͌͗͘͝p ̨̢̣̖͖͕͉̳̹͔̦̦̙͔̟̠̪̔͌̊̒̀̍̈̒̅̽̏̈́́̏̂̅̄͐̀̾̓̎̾͝͠l̵̢͙̰̺͖̽į̵̱̻͈̝̦̗̰̖̟͉͙̺̭͔̞̫̮̹̝̳̽̌̐ͅͅc ̡̧̦̞͖̙͔̝̰͙̟̣̭̣͎̅͗̊̒͐̽̔͐̉͆͐̄̍͆̎̋̎̚͜͜͝a ̘̔̃̈́͆̍̈́͝t ̡̠͍̳͕̫̳͓̪̞̞̯͔͙̼̤̽͒̍̌̓̈́̑̐̓̂̄͒̃̐̒̀͊̚̕͜ͅe̴̛̗͙̣͓͈͉̹̘̞͔̭̪̯̿͌̀̋̋̀̾͌͋̃̄͌ͅ

"So I hear Siva is like the Hindu Satan, eh?"
"NO! He's not!"

That siva is not ripe yet. It's too green.

Dude1: yo did you see siva the other night?
Dude2: yea man she looked so beautiful.
Dude1: yea she always looks beautiful. Better yet, she isnt beautiful only on the outside.
Dude2: damn dude, her boyfriend must be the luckiest guy ever.

Oh lord Siva just ate the whole turkey for thanksgiving, what a fatass.