(pron.)
1. in current use, a general substitute for any noun in existence, regardless of gender or number.

2. a common term popularized by Mike "The Situation" from the first season of MTV's reality series, "Jersey Shore" (2009), typically used to denote the expected arrival of reasonably attractive girls for an informal social gathering.
1. "You need a mani bad. You should find a Chinese chick to buff your situation." --Megan Fox as Jennifer Check in the film "Jennifer's Body" (2009), referring to another character's finger nails.

2. "We have a Situation!" --Mike "The Situation" from MTV's "Jersey Shore" (2009), after phoning several groups of girls that he met on the Boardwalk and confirming their willingness to hook-up.
by St. Class!c February 16, 2010
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Damn baby cute she lookin like a real SITUATION, she be on her fly tip
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A: Omg, remember Becca she was such a situation
B: omg, that bitch slept with my ex
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(verb) an epic fail. A more polite way to say 'douche' if you're in mixed company. Being unprepared, relying solely on your pressumed good looks to get you by in a public appearance. Humourless. Substituting racist or questionable remarks instead of jokes in public speaking. Being a douche. Having no class. Coming across as uneducated. Bragging about material things to come across as more important than what you are. Trailer trash.

Coined especially by the Jersey's Shore's Mike 'the Situation' who especially bombed in Dancing with the Stars, despite being prepared, and at Donald Trump's Roast where he clearely wasn't prepared and slurred racist remarks and zero jokes, substituting his Jersey Shore persona for humor.
You can take the guy out of the trailer in Jersey Shore but you can't take the trailer from Jersey Shore out of the guy. He's nothing but a situation.
by heroworship March 16, 2011
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A six-pack of cheap beer.

Origin: Named after a certain New Jersey douchebag with similarly named abs.
Usage:

Jason: Come over, and bring something to drink.
Alex: I'll be right over with a situation and a pizza!
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Something or someone who is higly attractive, person, place or thing
Aye that's a real SITUATION right there
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anyone with a nose too big for their face and arms too big for their body.
Hojo is such a situation, just look at the incredible disproportion he possesses.
by provider44 January 20, 2010
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