Sexual Innuendo Thursday. Make as many sexual innuendos as you can.

National lap sitting day is when you sit on someone’s lap just to tease or flirt with them which is on October 30th

Your lap is the top of your thighs when you sit down, where your cat might sit. Lap can also refer to a trip around a racetrack, or to the act of overtaking a competitor by a lap. Lap is associated with a number of idioms. If something "falls into your lap," you have gotten something without making much effort.

Sit on a guys dick girls

On April 25th You can sit on anyone lap for the day

On August 30thYou can sit on anyone lap for the day

When you have no desire to move and you want to play games all day.