The moment you are sitting down on a hard surface for a long period of time and you feel an uncontrollable itch on your butt due to the lack of blood flow to your butt so you try to scratch dem cheeks but it only gets worse. To fix this all you gotta do is: stand up, and move to the couch.

The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.