The sexiest beast around, or so he thinks. He acts like a tool but is really soft, but still a nice guy. Sisler's a people pleaser who will say anything to make his friends happy. He's got a lot of swag and plays a lot of sports, even though he isn't really good at them. But girls still like him anyway because he is really cool and has a huge penis. So if he even looks at you, you're one lucky girl, and should totally try to get with that.

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.