A reference to a male individual that is a well known chronic and habitual wanker. Constantly tugging and fapping to the point of obsession.

A God of Bedan Mythology.
Or a god in general

Praised by the Samaritanism cult

An English expression for a Homosexual male

Someone who is under the age of thirteen (violating COPPA). A very accurate, yet primitive example of the original Sir Were species can be found at the 'Star Wars: Galactic Battlegrounds' section of Heavengames. They are known for their submissive behaviour towards the elders (commonly referred to as 'oldies') of the community.

However the usual Sir Were immediately considers himself to be superior to anyone new to the pack. Upon the newcomer's arrival, the Sir Were pounces upon him. This is sometimes referred to as the 'Bungholious Maximus' technique, where the egotistical Sir Were attempts to present himself as the dominant male. He soon becomes submissive again once an alpha male enters the discussion, usually by saying "I'm with alpha male on this one"

A lesbian who looks like a mix of a man and a woman, much like the old circus sideshow attraction of half-man, half-woman

Sir Gaf is the pronouncement of CIRGAF, which stands for "'Cuz I Really Give A Fuck."

CIRGAF is used in a sarcastic situation when one does not care about what the other person is speaking of. This can vary depending on the person, from dramas, to quick chit-chats, to "the talk."

Sir Gaf is used in a rather introducing way or questioning manner, but still mean the exact same as CIRGAF, as well as used in the same situation.

You can see it used in the examples below, somewhat similar to CIRGAF, but rather in a dick way.

King of the Smacktards. See smacktard.