Noun. Masc. Eng.

Plural: Siros

Pronunciation: "Sigh-roh."

A subject of the Syrian Siroscapy, sometimes disguised as an accountant by day but always a Siro by night. A mildly intelligent being, rich in humour and lacking no wit. The Siro is also often a man gifted in the art of football.

Origin: 2010- 2011; Middle English; Wise Lordian.

Fem Equiv: Sira, Siras

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

Where you mate gets all serious on you when you're just joking around. You're be giving them a wedgie and they'll start whinging and be like 'ERRSTOPDOINGTHATIT'SANNOYINGGGG!'

Person with very big ego, to the point of writing the definition of his own name on Urban Dictionary

Sweet kitten that makes people happy

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the round part of the eye of a vertebrate, within the eyelids and socket.