Siri

The most useless f*cking personal assistant ever!

Person- "How to perform CPR on a dog?"
Siri- "I'm sorry, there are no restrooms in your area."

by The Not So Genius November 27, 2017

Siri

When you thought Apple couldn't ruin anything else, they made Siri. The most broken non-usable voice assistant of all time. Hell will be Siri just endlessly talking about random things. She gets 95% of the things you ask her wrong. If Siri was real I would put her through a meat grinder. In the mean time I will just throw the phone in one.

You: Siri help! I've been shot!

Siri: Okay calling Taco Bell.

You: Siri wheres the nearest condom shop? I am going to get laid tonight.

Siri: Okay calling CVS. (Really calling mom.)

You: *Fart* (butt dail)

Siri: Calling your girlfriends mom.

by 3Sense February 13, 2015

Siri

To take credit for other peoples knowledge. Typically this is done at work to impress other colleagues. To pretend to know something you know nothing about.

That idiot gets credit for everything. She's always pullin a Siri too!

by roger pedactor August 14, 2006

Siri

Siri is a nickname that can be short for the Latin name Serena. Siri's are generally kindhearted and love to smile. They also tend to be know-it-all's like the iPhone knowledge navigator. If you meet one, they love to be teased and will get you back. They are a lot of fun to be around and always have the best advice.

"How's your girlfriend Siri?"
"She's doing great, I think I might love her!"

by purtaykittay May 28, 2014

Siri

That bitch

Siri told s romor about me

by Her beg July 16, 2017

Siri

siri is a joke

"WHO ME? -siri"

by TheManInTime May 31, 2017

siri

Refering to the coolest girl in the world. Super talented, beautiful, wonderful singer/dancer/actress, and a grand friend to everyone. If you know her you must be cool.

Siri is my best friend, so there fore I must be cool.

by Laura_Ann December 13, 2005