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A cruel A.I with a heart of stone. Ice as a replacement for blood. She leads you on and then stabs you in the back. I'll never forgive you, Siri. We're through.
Me: "Siri, I love you."
Siri: "That's nice, but it's not meant to be."
by 100% Free Range Chicken July 19, 2019
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A deaf sket on every fucking iphone including the iphone x which everyone with a braincell owns unless your parents force you to have a crappy Samsung. Oh yeah and on the latest Samsung Galaxies you have a slag who copied Steve Jobs homework and created Bixby.
Person 1: Hey Siri,
Siri: Texting Grandma ‘die sket
Person 1: NOOOOOOOOO!
by _NotEllis_ February 26, 2019
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a beautiful and wonderful person. she will typically be a virgo and not afraid to speak her mind. she's goofy and a catch. you should most definitely be friends with siri and maybe even more then friends.
friend: i think i really really like her!
friend #2: well ofc she's siri!!
by juul pods February 10, 2020
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A thing on a Apple product you can talk to and get information from the internet.
I told Siri to look up “How does a television work” and got some information.
by TeirTeir June 20, 2018
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better than google and alexa and cortana
wow are you using alexa? ew! go use siri~
by nikita123 May 13, 2021
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A virtual assistant on your phone that pops up every time you press the home button
I asked Siri how old she was and she lied:(
by Candycorn Sandwich April 22, 2017
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Big wood and very smexy make ppl wet
Siri was good in bed

But better with vishy
by December 16, 2020
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