Quite possibly the most SEXY, person to ever exist. Not only that, but he is one of the smartest people to ever exist, his brain is so MASSIVE that it is pressing against his skull. His shlong (dick) is so MASSIVE he takes an hour trying to fit his pants on because of how big it is.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.