Top definition
When you pinch off a fat log and it only takes one wipe to clean up.
Friend: Dude that was a quick trip to the bathroom.

Me: yeah it was a single wiper.
by Angry Steve January 10, 2017
Get the Single wiper neck gaiter and mug.
May 3 Word of the Day
Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)
Monica: Oh yay! I made a new mutual today because we started following & talking to eachother on twitter and we like eachother (so it seems).
by qtheresurrection March 25, 2015
Get the Mutual neck gaiter and mug.