Mustard in Icelandic, also... penis backwards.

When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media

A long time ago, an old religious leader with the last name of Sinep preached about the well being of human kind. Trust one another, peace over violence, and to treat one as you would like to be treated. He was a great man, Lord Sinep he was. He did a great many things to push forward the success of mankind

The great prophet Ron Jeremy declared that the soul of Lord Sinep will be set forth upon mankind and be found, and declared the Lord Sinep of his time.
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and its penis backwards

spell it out backwards dumbass!

A foreign word for some sort of condiment; probably mustard from the looks on the bottle.

Also, penis backwards.

The word "penis" backwards, pronounced "sin-eep". Is often fun to use in voice recording programs. When played backwards, this recording can scare small children. Saying the word "sinep" three times around any woman will cause them to fall mouth-first onto your cock.