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Sinner: Is fucking before you're married a sin?
Saint: Yes.
Sinner: Damn.
by An insane badger August 10, 2009
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Making eye contact before marriage🤢
ā€œI’m going to hell for my sins, I accidentally made eye contact with a female!ā€
by Catra February 02, 2020
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The Greek biblical word for sin, "amartia", means literally "to miss the mark", like an archer. Sin is not necessarily defined by moral wrongness, by transgressing some set of rules, but is instead doing anything that takes our focus off God (the target), onto ourselves, thinking we are the be-all-and-end-all.
"Sin is nothing else than to neglect eternal things, and seek after temporal things" -- St. Augustine
by The Immovable Object January 14, 2004
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Guy 1: Where were you?
Guy 2: In the bathroom.
Guy 1: You are going to hell.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because that's a sin.
Guy 2: Aw...
by ellometal November 02, 2009
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That akward moment when you get called out and should be sorry and your completely not. SORRY IM NOT SORRY.
"Dude you left me at Sutton Club last night, not cool!"
"Oh, sorry im not sorry, s.i.n.s."
by BCN Leo Messi January 13, 2012
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