a damn, i bought a new flight stick for my flightsim setup.

Yes sir, you have Simulatus Flightritis.

or

i can't continue like this anymore, i need to have that 5th screen for flying.
Definitly a case of Simulatus Flightritis

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz