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An offensive equivalent for a female simp or a simpette.
Often used for females that don’t know their place and stick around the boys to get the D
Jenna is such a simpwasher ugh
by Ayeskr April 24, 2020
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
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A simpette that doesn’t know her place
Also the offensive term for a female simp
you are such a simpwasher, you stay next to Daniel all day.
by Ayeskr April 24, 2020
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