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A combination of a simp and a hypocrite. A simp because they say they will hang with the boys, but instead chase some stretched out, stanky, overused pussy. And a hypocrite because he simply isn’t a man of his word and tries to roast other dudes for being a simp.
by General Boof January 04, 2021
Apr 22 Word of the Day
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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A person who insultingly calls you a simp, while not acknowledging the fact that they, too, are also a simp.
by Moon is a bro October 20, 2020
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a person (usually a man) defending a woman who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc
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by Mayyouliveininterestingtimes May 05, 2020